The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good

*On a Sears's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

*On a bag of Fritos! You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

*On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

*On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

*On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

*On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

*On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

*On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. ..?

hahahaha....thanks for that..i laughed at some of them. i like your sarcasm.

The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. ..?

I have seen these emails over and over again...It's craziness I tell ya.

The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. ..?

thats because people in america are stupid as **** and have hurt themselves while using products!

The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. ..?

haha hats was pretty funny some of them and believe it or not some of these things happen to people its retarded i know

The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. ..?

Maybe to fill up the space on the packaging on the back of items, or maybe the print was translated from another country and sounds obviously goofy now, or just maybe whatever it states about claims for these items the above instructions had to be displayed to prevent sueing! Or else some people were looking for a laugh with those customers who had taken the time to read the instructions as to how observant they were! Or else just REALLY REALLY SILLY!!