Why the human race is SCREWED!?

Hope this makes you smile......

EVER WONDER where we are headed...

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows XP?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new %26amp; improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why the human race is SCREWED!?

This is rubbish, all cliches. Write something real or something from YOU, not a copy and paste job. This is the kind of rubbish my boyfriend's parents send him to read, along with horribly cliched powerpoint displays of Tulips from Keukenhoff and the like....

Why the human race is SCREWED!?

Great routine. Thanks for the laughs.

ANSWER:

Postmodernism: "denial of the reality of space-time for whatever reason".

Religion, totalitarianism, denial, psychosis are all forms of reality bashing, reality denying, reality replacement.

That's why the place planes land is called "terminal",

why you have to walk on the Bermuda to read a sign that says, "Keep off the Grass",

and why our paranoid warhawks who insult and attack other countries are called "The Department of defense".

Go figure.

Thanks for the ideas.

Why the human race is SCREWED!?

Funny

Why the human race is SCREWED!?

Why do we drive on parkways and park of driveways?

Love the psychic/lottery one. That is so true.