Saturday, June 19, 2010

Proof that the human race is doomed?

I received an email on labels on consumer goods and it made me chuckle...hope you all like it! {star if you smiled!}



%26gt; On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and



that's the only



%26gt; time I have to work on my hair).



%26gt;



%26gt; On a bag of Fritos: . You could be a winner! No



purchase necessary.



%26gt; details inside. (the shoplifter special)?



%26gt;



%26gt; On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular



soap." (and that



%26gt; would be how???....)



%26gt;



%26gt; On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:



Defrost." (but,



%26gt; it's "just" a suggestion).



%26gt;



%26gt; On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do



not turn upside



%26gt; down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!



%26gt;



%26gt; On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot



after heating."



%26gt; (...and you thought????...)



%26gt;



%26gt; On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes



on body." (but



%26gt; wouldn't this save me more time?)



Proof that the human race is doomed?

Funny!



You got a star!!! : )



Proof that the human race is doomed?

wat?????????????????????????????????????...



Proof that the human race is doomed?

... ha... how does this prove that the world is doomed?



Proof that the human race is doomed?

i smiled only like 5 times but here you go, a star



Proof that the human race is doomed?

The human race is indeed doomed. The bible clearly warns us that if we do not serve the true god Jesus Christ, then we automatically by default serve satan. Everyone is a sinner and needs to be saved. But god gave us a god-given free will that nobody will take from us - the will to choose life or death. the true god of the bible tells us to repent. repent of your sins and follow my ways that leads to everlasting life, Jesus tells us, or continue to serve this world under the devil's rule that leads to everlasting death and regret.



God in all his mercy, compassion, love, forgiveness, and goodness asks "I put life or death in front of you. what do you choose?"



Truly, the choice is ours. but you'd be amazed at how many people choose death!



Proof that the human race is doomed?

LMAOO THATS SOO FUNNYY!!!



Here's a star =)



Proof that the human race is doomed?

Haha ! Those were good !* :)



Proof that the human race is doomed?

pretty funny have a *



Proof that the human race is doomed?

oh man thats funny.. lol heres a star



Proof that the human race is doomed?

love it my favorite I ever saw on a hair dryer was do not use in the shower



Proof that the human race is doomed?

Thanks for the smile!



Proof that the human race is doomed?

wow! i'm really glad you posted this.....i was just getting ready to take a nap while blowdrying my hair and stoppng a chainsaw with my genitals. then i was going to use my food processor the other way.....thank you...you saved my life!



Proof that the human race is doomed?

why did you copy / paste this one from yesterday.



copy / paste boy



Proof that the human race is doomed?

I'd wondered what that Swedish instruction on my Husqvarna chain saw meant.



Now I know. Good thing someone had it translated.

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